speedvegan

i had yet another appointment with my podiatrist today. he sure is making money off my foot. the visit lasted a total of 3 minutes.

doctor: your foot looks swollen. have you been running ?
me: nope
doctor: well, don’t run on it for another 4 weeks.
me: ok
doctor: and keep it wrapped (as he wrapped my foot)

hey doc, what happened to “try to run in two weeks” ? what a tease… good thing i didn’t run last night (or this morning) !