speedvegan

my magnet still works and this time i have witnesses. my boss, one of my co-workers and i went out for Mexican. after a very long lunch (my burrito had to go back because it had sour cream in it), we went to Starbucks for drinks. it’s no secret that i love (and own) funky socks. while we were waiting for drinks, i decided to show my boss the ‘socks du jour.’ i pulled on one of my pant legs to reveal black and brown spotted cows. i hadn’t noticed the man standing to my left until he started to make “moo” sounds. he went on to say how much he loved cows and that it was his favorite animal. as i held the door for my lunch buddies, the cow-loving man walked out, looked at me and said “thanks, MOOO !!!” bizarre…