speedvegan

things got complicated in the office this morning so i had to cancel my lunch plans and run out quickly to get something. my co-worker mentioned a grocery store in the area that i had not been to yet. i’m all about trying new things, so there i went. i ordered a veggie sub and grabbed a small fruit salad. at the register, the guy bagging my purchase asked “are you vegetarian ?” i said “yes.” he asked “for how long ?” i said “about 20 years.” he suddenly started shifting his head from side to side and said “wow. that is a long time.” then he made fists and put them up in the air, showing off his puny biceps (or bad Arnold Schwarzenegger impersonation) and yelled “I AM A PREHISTORIC CARNIVORE !!!”

yea. i took my change and walked away.